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[goazon]

Comments

~bailedout

[goazon]

(CNTD)

If someone did I'd want to meet them. You didn't answer my question.

[bailedout]

Now you're being bossy.

[goazon]

I didn't think the line between smug and bashful existed, and yet.

[bailedout]

Careful, I haven't even started to try and make you blush.

[goazon]

Somehow I doubt that you haven't tried.

[bailedout]

I haven't even gotten started.

[goazon]

This doesn't sound like a very fun game.

just reposts like a turd

[apparare]

( From here. )

( It is a LONG. TIME. between messages. )

You can't feed a taco to a sarlacc.

ty for keeping me from having to make a link on my phone ily forever.

[goazon]

How do you know? Have you tried?

i am here to help

[apparare]

You have seen a sarlacc, right? You must have at least come across a picture of one during all your extensive research.

[goazon]

[ Attached is a picture of a sarlacc pit taken from above, her arm is in the shot, holding a taco above said pit. Remnants of shredded lettuce and cheese already scattered about the outside of the pit are visible. ]

It prefers shredded smoked bantha tacos to honey roasted nerf ones.

[apparare]

( Why. And why is he having this conversation? )

I think it would prefer the taste of your arm and ideally the rest of you more than that combination of flavors. Even then you would only be an appetizer. I do have one question, however.

[goazon]

[ because tacos are easier than emotions. ]

And that is?

~apparare

[goazon]

[ CNTD ]

Nothing to say. Enjoy this high honor.

~your mother's butt

[apparare]

I might frame this message.

~your face

[goazon]

It won't last long.




What is your opinion?

~your mom's face

[apparare]

Which is why I am choosing to preserve it.

Why does it matter?

~the faces of your ancestors

[goazon]

You're the one who brought up faces and opinions on them, I'm just requesting some elaboration.

[ That she's aware this can all turn around on her again but is prodding the bear all the same speaks volumes to Rey's commitment to the ancient art of shit talking. ]

how dare you

[apparare]

Actually, you were the one who brought up faces. I am just following a thread you created.

( He is. So amused. What a weird feeling. )

bother

[apparare]

You left me a really long voicemail saying, “Hey, it’s meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.”

The rest is just loud laughter.

rolls in it

[goazon]

LISTEN. KYLO. LISTEN. Listen listen listen listen.

don't bring that inside

[apparare]

As well as one can via text.

[goazon]

It's so stupid that I miss you! It's so stupid, but I like how you look in the morning. You're not quite all total bastard yet. Half bastard, a little rumpled in the hair.

[apparare]

( The amount of of time that passes between her message and his should go down in history as the most perfect amount of time there ever was between messages. Just the right amount of time to be intrigued and confused. )

Are you drunk? How many tacos have you eaten?

[goazon]

[ It's enough time for her to bully the music player. She doesn't know much music. It's all Cantina bands and it's awful ]

Kylo it doesn't matter. Shhhh. All that matters is that we get some food, and we watch Real Housewives of Coruscant because you are completely a Mathilde. This is all stupid. Why are we doing this when we could get a bucket of drumsticks and some fries?