It's possible, but appetizers are something rather unique to individuals who have an abundance of food. I don't know if that can be said for the sarlacc.
( To be fair, the patricidal dickhead is better looking than the sarlacc. Maybe. Depends on who you ask. But also to be fair, he's hardly surprised. In fact, he's fairly sure that Rey would walk over his corpse for a stick of free gum. )
It has tentacles for a reason. They are designed to lash out and wrap around prey. Additionally, the digestive tract is designed to keep prey alive as it digests over the course of a millennium. Painfully, too, as the tentacles will also inject a paralytic neurotoxin that is extremely painful. But please, continue to feed it snacks.
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Date: 2020-08-24 10:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-08-24 10:35 pm (UTC)( Is she empathizing with mouth in the ground? )
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Date: 2020-08-24 10:38 pm (UTC)I know, and I'm choosing to ignore it.
Besides, it can't even reach me.
[ those feel like famous last words. ]
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Date: 2020-08-24 10:50 pm (UTC)It has tentacles for a reason. They are designed to lash out and wrap around prey. Additionally, the digestive tract is designed to keep prey alive as it digests over the course of a millennium. Painfully, too, as the tentacles will also inject a paralytic neurotoxin that is extremely painful. But please, continue to feed it snacks.
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Date: 2020-08-24 11:00 pm (UTC)Are you worried?
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Date: 2020-08-24 11:15 pm (UTC)( Rey might be plenty of things, but she's not totally stupid. )
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Date: 2020-08-24 11:25 pm (UTC)[ or you. ]
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Date: 2020-08-25 03:16 pm (UTC)[ sarlacc.1 ]
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Date: 2020-08-25 03:27 pm (UTC)if he had a credit for every time someone said this to him am i right
Date: 2020-08-25 03:29 pm (UTC)he could buy a tbell franchise
Date: 2020-08-25 03:37 pm (UTC)Your artistic rendering leaves something to be desired.
0/5 stars worst customer service ever
Date: 2020-08-25 03:38 pm (UTC)cruel but fair
Date: 2020-08-25 03:47 pm (UTC)sounds like rey
Date: 2020-08-25 03:55 pm (UTC)the name of her autobiography
Date: 2020-08-26 02:31 pm (UTC)her autobiography is 'diners droid bars and dives'
Date: 2020-08-26 02:35 pm (UTC)ben's is 'how to make friends and influence people'
Date: 2020-08-26 02:41 pm (UTC)i can see that. he's such a considerate chap
Date: 2020-08-26 02:42 pm (UTC)honestly a really upstanding guy
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