It's so stupid that I miss you! It's so stupid, but I like how you look in the morning. You're not quite all total bastard yet. Half bastard, a little rumpled in the hair.
( The amount of of time that passes between her message and his should go down in history as the most perfect amount of time there ever was between messages. Just the right amount of time to be intrigued and confused. )
[ It's enough time for her to bully the music player. She doesn't know much music. It's all Cantina bands and it's awful ]
Kylo it doesn't matter. Shhhh. All that matters is that we get some food, and we watch Real Housewives of Coruscant because you are completely a Mathilde. This is all stupid. Why are we doing this when we could get a bucket of drumsticks and some fries?
[ Attached please find a picture of Rey, very obviously in some state of undress but wrapped in a blanket from head to toe. From beneath the hood of the blanket, she's squinting one eye and peering into the lens of the camera. ]
[ And so she does, a little bleary eyed but grinning very stupidly ]
Hello. [ Said in that weird, kind of grandiose way drunk people speak in when they're trying to not be as drunk as they are but are incredibly pleased with something at the same time. ]
( Oh, so that grandiose way that makes you think you sound totally normal but only makes you sound that much more drunk to the person on the other end? Perfect. Kylo at least has had the decency to shower -- obvious given the state of his hair. Is he wearing a shirt? Who's to say.
He narrows his eyes, although with more fondness than contempt. )
[ She's not too drunk to miss that look on his face, and it only makes her smile all the wider and sillier. Damn his stupid face and rumpled hair.
Then everything shifts to the side, including Rey's image before, she realized what had happened and righted the communicator so that she can lay on her side in front of it. ]
Somebody dropped something. It was terrible because it was cake, but it was hilarious because they panicked and stepped in it.
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Date: 2020-11-27 02:03 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2020-11-27 02:14 am (UTC)Are you drunk? How many tacos have you eaten?
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Date: 2020-11-27 02:17 am (UTC)Kylo it doesn't matter. Shhhh. All that matters is that we get some food, and we watch Real Housewives of Coruscant because you are completely a Mathilde. This is all stupid. Why are we doing this when we could get a bucket of drumsticks and some fries?
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Date: 2020-11-27 02:18 am (UTC)What is a Mathilde?
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Date: 2020-11-27 02:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-11-27 02:26 am (UTC)You're rotting your brain.
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Date: 2020-11-27 02:27 am (UTC)You're rotting your face.
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Date: 2020-11-27 02:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-11-27 02:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-11-27 02:35 am (UTC)I assume all your talking would get in the way of anything interesting.
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Date: 2020-11-27 02:36 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2020-11-27 02:57 am (UTC)How much have you had to drink?
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Date: 2020-11-27 02:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2020-11-27 03:03 am (UTC)Don't.
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Date: 2020-11-27 03:05 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2020-11-27 03:09 am (UTC)LMAO I'M DYING
Date: 2020-11-27 03:11 am (UTC)Hello. [ Said in that weird, kind of grandiose way drunk people speak in when they're trying to not be as drunk as they are but are incredibly pleased with something at the same time. ]
AREN'T WE ALL.
Date: 2020-11-27 03:21 am (UTC)He narrows his eyes, although with more fondness than contempt. )
Hello. Why were you laughing so hard?
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Date: 2020-11-27 03:28 am (UTC)Then everything shifts to the side, including Rey's image before, she realized what had happened and righted the communicator so that she can lay on her side in front of it. ]
Somebody dropped something. It was terrible because it was cake, but it was hilarious because they panicked and stepped in it.
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