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[goazon]

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[apparare]

I'm implying that it was more interested in eating you.

( Is she empathizing with mouth in the ground? )

[goazon]

[ like it's so shocking that the lady who empathized with the patricidal dickhead feels kind of bad for a sarlacc. ]

I know, and I'm choosing to ignore it.

Besides, it can't even reach me.

[ those feel like famous last words. ]

[apparare]

( To be fair, the patricidal dickhead is better looking than the sarlacc. Maybe. Depends on who you ask. But also to be fair, he's hardly surprised. In fact, he's fairly sure that Rey would walk over his corpse for a stick of free gum. )

It has tentacles for a reason. They are designed to lash out and wrap around prey. Additionally, the digestive tract is designed to keep prey alive as it digests over the course of a millennium. Painfully, too, as the tentacles will also inject a paralytic neurotoxin that is extremely painful. But please, continue to feed it snacks.

[goazon]

[ not for a stick. maybe for a whole pack. ]

Are you worried?

[apparare]

Not particularly. You've survived this long.

( Rey might be plenty of things, but she's not totally stupid. )

[goazon]

Something like it anyway, I've got fourteen tacos to take care of now, I can't let the sarlacc get the better of me.

[ or you. ]

[apparare]

Fortunately for you it's unlikely to leave the ground.

[goazon]

After enough tacos so are most things.

[apparare]

Maybe you have more in common with it than I first thought.

[goazon]

If only I had a paralytic neurotoxin. Some sand beasts have all the luck.

[apparare]

Do you know what they look like underneath the sand?

[goazon]

I'm sure you're eager to show me, go on.

[apparare]

( Well now he's not. But he is so he's gonna. )

[ sarlacc.1 ]

[goazon]

[ she updated it ]

[apparare]

Is that a salad bowl?

if he had a credit for every time someone said this to him am i right

[goazon]

It's a taco, Supreme Leader.

he could buy a tbell franchise

[apparare]

( He's not even giving her the satisfaction. )

Your artistic rendering leaves something to be desired.

0/5 stars worst customer service ever

[goazon]

So do you.

cruel but fair

[apparare]

I'm well aware of what you think of me by now.

sounds like rey

[goazon]

For the most part anyway.

the name of her autobiography

[apparare]

I know how much you enjoy leaving things up to interpretation.

her autobiography is 'diners droid bars and dives'

[goazon]

About as much as you enjoy twisting things to suit your narrative.

ben's is 'how to make friends and influence people'

[apparare]

I like to think we have exhausted the reality of differences in interpretation and perspective by now.

i can see that. he's such a considerate chap

[goazon]

I suppose we'll find out the next time we devolve to yelling.

honestly a really upstanding guy

[apparare]

Shouldering some of that responsibility yourself? I'm shocked.