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[goazon]

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[goazon]

(CNTD)

If someone did I'd want to meet them. You didn't answer my question.

just reposts like a turd

[apparare]

( From here. )

( It is a LONG. TIME. between messages. )

You can't feed a taco to a sarlacc.

ty for keeping me from having to make a link on my phone ily forever.

[goazon]

How do you know? Have you tried?

[bailedout]

Now you're being bossy.

[goazon]

I didn't think the line between smug and bashful existed, and yet.

[bailedout]

Careful, I haven't even started to try and make you blush.

[goazon]

Somehow I doubt that you haven't tried.

i am here to help

[apparare]

You have seen a sarlacc, right? You must have at least come across a picture of one during all your extensive research.

[goazon]

[ Attached is a picture of a sarlacc pit taken from above, her arm is in the shot, holding a taco above said pit. Remnants of shredded lettuce and cheese already scattered about the outside of the pit are visible. ]

It prefers shredded smoked bantha tacos to honey roasted nerf ones.

[apparare]

( Why. And why is he having this conversation? )

I think it would prefer the taste of your arm and ideally the rest of you more than that combination of flavors. Even then you would only be an appetizer. I do have one question, however.

[goazon]

[ because tacos are easier than emotions. ]

And that is?

[apparare]

Why.

( This situation doesn't even deserve the correct punctuation. )

[goazon]

It was on my way to where I was already going, and I knew it was likely to befuddle and otherwise annoy you.

[ those tacos could've been yours kylo, if you were less of a dick. ]

[apparare]

( Befuddle? Whose thesaurus has she been reading? )

Making a pilgrimage to Tatooine?

[goazon]

[ die mad. ]

You know I won't answer.

[apparare]

( He probably will. Or not. )

You don't have to. I can glean enough from an image without needing you to spell it out. There are only so many planets that house sarlaccs. I suppose you could be on Aargonar, although it seems unlikely given how sparsely populated it is. I don't expect many of its inhabitants would eat or make tacos, at any rate. Dathomir, Duroon, Darvannis, Felucia, and Socorro all seem equally unlikely given the terrain, as do the other planets and moons that have been known to house sarlaccs, living or dead. There are, however, several locations on Tatooine that are capable of supporting them. Was it Luke or Han who told you the story?

( Fucking nerd. )

[goazon]

What story?

[apparare]

Interesting.

( Sent alone initially, but the three little dots that indicate typing will appear in Rey's little message box for at least a full minute before he decides - )

Jabba the Hutt tried to feed them to one.

[goazon]

When? Were you there?

lmfao that icon

[apparare]

How old do you think I am?

here this one is better

[goazon]

Physically or spiritually?

two ends of a real spectrum

[apparare]

It happened thirty years ago. So no, I wasn't there.

perpetual dealing with kylo ren face

[goazon]

Are you going to tell me the story?

she's going to have a lot of wrinkles

[apparare]

You want me to elaborate further than 'the head of a crime syndicate tried to feed them to a mouth in a hole?' Are you looking for context?

if they don't kill each other first

[goazon]

I do, yes. I like to see how the real story differs from the more fantastical version that usually gets filtered down to nobodies like me.