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[goazon]

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[apparare]

Not punchable, in that case.

[goazon]

The feeling is mutual.

[apparare]

Alright.

( What. Is happening. )

[goazon]

Fine.

[ Like she has a clue. ]

[apparare]

( No response because wtf is he supposed to say??? But he's definitely just staring at his comm like it's about to explode. )

i am the the least helpful

[goazon]

[ That makes two of them. Until she relents and hides it under her pillow instead so it's not just staring and judging. ]

welp

[apparare]

( The underside of her pillow will experience a brief ping several hours later, after he has wrapped up a series of meetings. And punched something. Burning off some energy has at least done something to improve his mood. )

I am curious about one thing.

[goazon]

[ She didn't jump or anything I don't know why you're asking ]

And that is?

[apparare]

What happened to the tacos?

[goazon]

[ Fuck. That's charming. ]

What happens to every taco. I ate them.

[apparare]

Has no one ever told you not to yell at your food?

[goazon]

No. But why not? What's it going to do?

[apparare]

( It's so hard to be as clever as he thinks he is when she's always several steps ahead or behind. )

Nothing. That was supposed to be a play on an expression. 'Don't play with your food'?

[goazon]

Playing with it sounds ridiculous, yelling I am nto above.

[ He must have her mistaken for someone with actual socialization. ]

[apparare]

You are so bizarre.

( Like, genuinely. It makes him feel weird. )

ugh wtf is spelling anyway

[goazon]

You are one to talk.

[ What is his deal, seriously. ]

i don't know her

[apparare]

At least I don't yell at my food.

[goazon]

You make up for that in other ways.

[apparare]

I don't think there is any making up for that.

[goazon]

The dents in your walls would suggest otherwise.

[apparare]

Punching your generals is generally frowned upon.

( Not that it would stop him. )

[goazon]

Have you considered yelling at your food?

[apparare]

I have not yet begun to stoop, and in the event that I do, it will not be that low.

[goazon]

So the hierarchy is:

Generals
Walls
Other things
Yell at food

[apparare]

The 'other things' category concerns me, possibly because I have no idea what goes under it even though it pertains to me.