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[goazon]

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Rey forever: https://youtu.be/Xk5FfFNid_w

[goazon]

Beyond wanting to punch or not punch it? Just yours.

[ She's gonna hurt somebody throwing down the gauntlet like that. ]

perfection

[apparare]

I find it hard to believe that you don't want to punch me.

( Just siiiiiide step that for now. )

[goazon]

I didn't say I didn't. Don't act like it isn't mutual.

[apparare]

I definitely don't want to punch you.

( Even the idea is honestly appalling. )

[goazon]

So is that your opinion? Not punchable?

[apparare]

Saying I don't want to punch you is not an opinion. It's a fact.

[goazon]

What do you want to do then?

[ Adds fire to the fire. ]

[apparare]

( It isn't a long time, but he doesn't answer right away. )

Why are you doing this?

[goazon]

Why are you?

[apparare]

Of the two individuals involved in this current conversation, you are the only one who is pushing for a real answer. Why.

[goazon]

I already told you, nobody's ever had an opinion before. I'm curious.

[apparare]

Not punchable, in that case.

[goazon]

The feeling is mutual.

[apparare]

Alright.

( What. Is happening. )

[goazon]

Fine.

[ Like she has a clue. ]

[apparare]

( No response because wtf is he supposed to say??? But he's definitely just staring at his comm like it's about to explode. )

i am the the least helpful

[goazon]

[ That makes two of them. Until she relents and hides it under her pillow instead so it's not just staring and judging. ]

welp

[apparare]

( The underside of her pillow will experience a brief ping several hours later, after he has wrapped up a series of meetings. And punched something. Burning off some energy has at least done something to improve his mood. )

I am curious about one thing.

[goazon]

[ She didn't jump or anything I don't know why you're asking ]

And that is?

[apparare]

What happened to the tacos?

[goazon]

[ Fuck. That's charming. ]

What happens to every taco. I ate them.

[apparare]

Has no one ever told you not to yell at your food?

[goazon]

No. But why not? What's it going to do?

[apparare]

( It's so hard to be as clever as he thinks he is when she's always several steps ahead or behind. )

Nothing. That was supposed to be a play on an expression. 'Don't play with your food'?

[goazon]

Playing with it sounds ridiculous, yelling I am nto above.

[ He must have her mistaken for someone with actual socialization. ]