( To be fair, the patricidal dickhead is better looking than the sarlacc. Maybe. Depends on who you ask. But also to be fair, he's hardly surprised. In fact, he's fairly sure that Rey would walk over his corpse for a stick of free gum. )
It has tentacles for a reason. They are designed to lash out and wrap around prey. Additionally, the digestive tract is designed to keep prey alive as it digests over the course of a millennium. Painfully, too, as the tentacles will also inject a paralytic neurotoxin that is extremely painful. But please, continue to feed it snacks.
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It has tentacles for a reason. They are designed to lash out and wrap around prey. Additionally, the digestive tract is designed to keep prey alive as it digests over the course of a millennium. Painfully, too, as the tentacles will also inject a paralytic neurotoxin that is extremely painful. But please, continue to feed it snacks.